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[ironymaiden]

on my calendar at work:
"9/23 2:30pm Sexual Harassment and Discipline"

overheard:
"are you God, Jay? if you are i should stop shooting you with rubber bands."

on a check request form:
"Additional Comments: I like cheez-its."

from the Norwescon 27 post-con report (on gaming):
"one of the biggest complaints i got was the lack of space to play and the other two were the noise and the smell. ...the smell was so bad on Friday night Pat, former chair, went out and bought air fresheners which helped out a lot. the smell was not so bad on Saturday except for the pine fresh scent."


and from caraeileen, yeah.

Your True Nature by llScorpiusll
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The quality that most appeals to you:	Creativity
In a survival situation, you:	Fight, but reluctantly
Your hidden talent is:	Spiritual wisdom
Your gift is:	Irresistible attractiveness
In groups, you:	Don't fit in
Your best quality is:	Your industriousness
Your weakness is:	Your overbearing nature
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Comments

[caraeileen.livejournal.com]

Which leads me to my new favorite joke from my big brother:

Q: What is a television evangelists' favorite cracker?

A: CHEEZITS! (and you have to say it really loudly and obnoxious-like).

Heh.

***hugs***

[livingdeadpan.livejournal.com]

"Sexual Harassment and Discipline"

These seem to me like they should be two totally different seminars.