the girly who shall end all girls

me: I always love it when it's snowing, when everything looks fresh and clean. It's later when everything gets grey and krynoids are everywhere that I hate it.

C: what's a krynoid?

me: this one time on Doctor Who...

(excerpt from slack, mildly anonymized. pirate B will be the gamemaster.)

C [10:09 AM]
I’ll go Mystic.

pirate B [10:12 AM]
Mystic it is! I look forward to your dynamic use of Psychic and Magical Celestial Silver powers!
Also, if you chose to play as a magical girl I would let you transform into your costume as a free action as long as you describe it in aching detail everytime that you do it.

pirate D [10:13 AM]
So mystics have both magic and psionics right? That’s pretty groovy.
That seems a bad idea… :confused:

pirate A [10:14 AM]
Yeah they are really cool. Magical toolbox.

pirate D [10:14 AM]
Though the notion of interrupting a foe with costume montage that doesn’t actually stop time for everyone else is an interesting battle tactic.

pirate B [10:16 AM]
Yeah I would literally stop the fight and everyone would have to wait and watch.

me [10:17 AM]
@C plz.

pirate B [10:18 AM]
I laughed out loud. People in legal are looking at me and I am not sure how to explain.
I just put my head back in my work
But that was a genuine offer

pirate B [10:31 AM]
It's just I could see you both in my head at the gaming table and I could see you just wordlessly say "please" and may a little prayer motion with your hands. and then C just slumps in his seat like he does when he is defeated.