from overheard in New York

[ironymaiden]

Smoker guy #1: ...I won't be in on Thursday cause of Yom Kippur.
Smoker guy #2: You can't come to work?
Smoker guy #1: Can't work, can't eat, can't drink.
Smoker guy #2: Can't eat or drink anything?
Smoker guy #1: Nothing from sundown to sundown.
Smoker guy #2: Jesus!
Smoker guy #1: Wrong.

--49th & 8th