ironymaiden | because it still amuses me

Daria - Tom and I didn't have sex, and we're not going to any time soon. Unless, of course, a bomb goes off and, as Earth's last two survivors, we must replenish the human race. Although, frankly, that's not motivation enough for me.
(Helen sighs in relief)
Helen - Well, I can't say I'm not somewhat relieved. I just want you to know that whatever decisions you make in life, I'm on your side and...
(Daria lifts the newspaper high to hide from Helen)
Daria - So instead, we've decided to sublimate our urges by traveling cross-country with a motorcycle gang.
Helen - All right. You just remember to call home on Sunday nights.
Daria - (lowers paper) Hey!
Helen - Ha!

i adored Daria, but we never quite saw eye to eye on the sex thing. Tom was all brilliant and hot at the same time. and i've always been happy with just the brilliant part, hotness as garnish. of course, i think she should have had a bit of a fling with Jane, but i just love Jane's boots. but there are reams of fanfic about all that.