five more

Mar. 6th, 2007 06:16 am
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it's the five questions meme! i tell, you ask to play, we perpetuate ad infinitem.

from [livejournal.com profile] thegreymouser:

1 - The peanut is neither a pea nor a nut. What other great irony do you face?
originally i moved to Seattle because i wanted to go somewhere new with my theatre career. turns out that new place was deciding i didn't want to do it anymore.

2 - You're the Voice of America. What's your beef(s) with Canada?
it's like this: when i was in elementary school, i was the tallest girl in my class. one of the tallest kids, period. there were times when we would assemble more than one class in a room and sit on the floor to do things like watch movies. we were supposed to sit with our butts on the floor and our legs crossed, not up on our knees. i was a "good" kid, i never sat on my knees. but older kids sitting behind me always yelled at me for sitting up on my knees and blocking their view.
i am totally not trying to mess up anyone else's experience, and the very idea pains me. i can apologize, i can try to sit in the back row, but there's nothing further i can do to be shorter. that's my beef with Canada in a nutshell.

3 - I was reading several "famous" people's definition on what makes a man manly in the National Post last week. What's your interpretation? How has that definition changed for you?
i keep rewriting this part. everything i think of as "ideal man" is also "ideal human being." seems like the article was mostly focused on appearance, and that doesn't mean too much to me. (okay, i totally hate the men in skinny women's jeans with the razored hair. not manly. also, ew. ew. ew.) otherwise it has to be the hands - no squashy hands, no long nails - and the voice. the rest is window dressing. as a kid, facial hair was part of the definition, but that's because i come from a family of bearded men.

4 - Do you have a "breakup" story? What advice would you pass to me?
"i was dating you so that i could get closer to your friend across the hall." 'nuff said.

my advice is actually kind of useless to you. my best outcomes have been to cease contact, heal up/rebuild life as needed, then *consider* resuming friendship level of interaction. every attempt to transition directly to friendship has blown up in my face. this can't really be implemented with D in the picture.
what i can offer you is this: the relationship is dead, and philosophically so is your former partner. you cannot get revenge, you cannot inflict fresh pain, they cannot hurt you again, remembering the bad times is pointless, and you can enjoy all the good memories with the sure and regretful knowledge that you will make no new ones.

5 - Ugh - it's over 30C in the office and I can't think on a late Friday afternoon. So - what superpowers would you want and what would you do with them?

i don't want superpowers, because i don't want to be compelled to be a super hero. and i would be. damn Stan Lee for taking all the fun out of it. even something like "i never need to shower" means that i'm extrapolating into safely handling skin contact with hazardous chemicals...

Round 4

Date: 2007-03-06 03:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bhagwanx.livejournal.com
Because we can.

Canada

Date: 2007-03-06 06:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pixxelpuss.livejournal.com
That's a really concise way of putting it. I find it really interesting and a new perspective. Especially since moving here I've found a massive difference between "Americans" and pretty much every single American I know.

Date: 2007-03-06 08:00 pm (UTC)
buhrger: (Default)
From: [personal profile] buhrger
gimme gimme!

no long nails
so no classical guitar players, then?

Date: 2007-03-06 08:15 pm (UTC)
buhrger: (Default)
From: [personal profile] buhrger
ah, so dagarvani veena players are safe too :-)

Date: 2007-03-06 08:20 pm (UTC)

Re: waving hands wildly

Date: 2007-03-09 08:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twilight2000.livejournal.com
posted here: http://twilight2000.livejournal.com/311543.html?

Date: 2007-03-07 04:45 am (UTC)

Late to the game

Date: 2007-03-10 01:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegreymouser.livejournal.com
I don't think I've done one from you...

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