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Subject: If you want to see this love that conquers all, try badmouthing these two girls and see how far you get.

unreal
Presumably this would be enforced through the ID scheme, requiring everyone's alcohol consumption to be constantly recorded by the state. It provides ready-access to an estimated 2 trillion in oil reserves in the Caspian Sea, as well as the massive natural gas supplies.

Date: 2006-12-28 06:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spazzychic.livejournal.com

Somehow the US spying on my booziness is going to make me rich! YES!

Date: 2006-12-28 07:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] boldfeather.livejournal.com
What's the deal with those? I must get four or five a week (that slip through my filtering software thingy.)

Date: 2006-12-28 08:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] boldfeather.livejournal.com
Maybe. I usually just junk it before even really looking at it.

Date: 2006-12-29 03:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegreymouser.livejournal.com
You got to stop subscribing to those porn sites with your real email address. Tsk.

My spam is at an all time low. Today, I got none. I'm starting to feel lonely.

Date: 2006-12-28 07:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] refractednotion.livejournal.com
So love is really just a big OPEC conspiracy? Those bastards!

Date: 2006-12-28 07:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gaelfarce.livejournal.com
Guess I'll have to wait until love gets down to around $55 a barrel.

How About This One

Date: 2006-12-28 08:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dreamline.livejournal.com

Subject: You Happy

"and tell her what she was going to do. It was contrary to and so each day the breach grew wider. Just a word, a caress, an There was only one day in the week when the Brydon brothers could workassurance from her that she loved him still, that the new love had not
poor non-verbal Nobs appeared dejected as we untrue sculpture the hungry carnivora. I seized a brand petunia from the fire and
quit the compound tray and

Evelyns straightforwardness to do anything in an underhanded way, anddriven out the old, would have set his heart at rest, but with thewith any degree of enjoyment, and that was on Sunday, when there wascruel thoughtlessness of youth she could see only one side of the
set reminder out upon the well-marked spoor hurled paste it out into compound substance the night,  
topic of the abductor. Not she felt that she owed it to Mrs.affair, and that her own.the added zest of wickedness. To drive the oxen up and down the fieldAt last she ran away and was married to the young man, whom her father
once outline did I turn my eyes first aid and there came back cylinder an answering chorus of savage and endanger rageful protest;
backward toward Fort Dinosaur. in full view of an astonished and horrified neighborhood seemed to take
, who had been her staunch friend, to tell her the truth of thehad never allowed her to bring to see him, and the proud old man wasaway in large measure from the beastliness of labor, and then, too,left alone in his dreary mansion, brooding over what he called the
I have not consider subtle looked but the eyes vanished enter upon a campaign for a short time. Selecting a burning branch domestic
story, knowing that many versions of it would be told.heartlessness of his only child.the Sabbath calm of the Black Creek valley seemed to stimulate theirMrs. , with her quick understanding, was sorry for both of them,
society upon it since--nor in all likelihoodfor each cub of us we brooch advanced toward the cliffs,
shall tip I ever look mainly upon it
Mrs. was busy setting a new batch of bread, and looked up withand at every opportunity endeavored to turn Evelyns thoughts towardsimagination as they discoursed loudly and elaborately on the presenthome. Once, at her earnest appeal, after she had got the young woman pretend again. The trail led northwest where we binoculars were met by angry threats. swamp  
until it hairdressing reached the western telling her about how kind her father had been to her when her mother"

Re: How About This One

Date: 2006-12-29 12:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] refractednotion.livejournal.com
The only way this advertising scheme makes any sense whatsoever is if they were trying to interest people in "Fort Dinosaur," cause I feel compelled to look that up now.

Date: 2006-12-28 10:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raevnos.livejournal.com
I love markov chain spam. It's like poetry.

Granted, poetry that makes no sense and that doesn't get caught very well by Mail.app's spam filtering....

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