ironymaiden | Top banana!

amazon.com sells groceries. the pages have the normal amazon functionality, so you can add them to your wishlist, or write reviews.

from Chiquita Bananas:

5 of 7 people found the following review helpful:
Top banana! , August 7, 2006
Reviewer: The Doctor "Dr W" (Manchester, UK) - See all my reviews
This product evoked memories of my last visit to the grove at Villengard. I like bananas, especially in a daiquiri (though my mate Jack prefers a martini). I always take one to a party as they're an endless source of entertainment -- and a good source of potassium too.

11 of 31 people found the following review helpful:
WARNING: RIP OFF!!!, July 8, 2005
Reviewer: JP - See all my reviews
I paid $2.99 for 4.5lbs of Dole Bananas just as they are advertised on Amazon. When they arrived at my house, I was appauled to find out that after placing them on my banana scale, they only weighed 4.499999lbs NOT 4.5 lbs as advertised. I felt so ripped off that I even wrote Bob Dole a letter of complaint. He has yet to respond...

the rest of the reviews. totally worth it.