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i am a mother pheasant plucker.
i pluck mother pheasants.
i am the most pleasant mother pheasant plucker to ever pluck a mother pheasant.

Forbes and the career woman

why you shouldn't marry her.

i have nothing articulate to add at this time.

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via buhrger:

flood Seattle. i would be living on some swanky waterfront property.