because smart/grumpy/deviant is sexy.

when scarlettina asks

list 10 fictional characters that you would have sex with, then tag five friends:( and i answer )

ten is harsh. what about Evil Willow? Masterharper Robinton? i actually thought up an alien/bestiality list and then i backed away slowly. (C dropped this comment about dolphin sex this week that has sent my mind into wierd places - and then there was that poor guy in Enumclaw.)

i dub miss_swamp, crooked_hill, mimerki, kyooverse, and a wild card of their own choosing.