because smart/grumpy/deviant is sexy.

[ironymaiden]

when scarlettina asks

list 10 fictional characters that you would have sex with, then tag five friends:

in no particular order:

Indiana Jones
Rupert Giles (he is the Chosen One of the Jossverse after a titanic struggle.)
Mr Rochester from Jane Eyre
Septimus Hodge from Arcadia by Tom Stoppard
Beatrice from Much Ado About Nothing
Wolverine
Gil "the ARM" Hamilton from Larry Niven's Known Space books
Maureen Smith from various works of Robert A. Heinlein
Obi-Wan Kenobi (anytime after he grows the beard)
Dr. Frank from The Rocky Horror Picture Show as portrayed by Tim Curry, of course

ten is harsh. what about Evil Willow? Masterharper Robinton? i actually thought up an alien/bestiality list and then i backed away slowly. (C dropped this comment about dolphin sex this week that has sent my mind into wierd places - and then there was that poor guy in Enumclaw.)

i dub miss_swamp, crooked_hill, mimerki, kyooverse, and a wild card of their own choosing.

Comments

[mimerki.livejournal.com]

Are you coming to the party this evening?

[scarlettina.livejournal.com]

You're right: 10 ish harsh. And my memory is pretty harsh, too: there are so many I forgot to put into my list:

Inara (from "Firefly")
The character that Catherine Zeta-Jones plays in Zorro
Zorro as played by Antonio Banderas
The character that Oded Fehr plays in The Mummy
Wolverine
Indiana Jones (thanks for the reminder!)

The list goes on and on

[buhrger]

Obi-Wan Kenobi (anytime after he grows the beard)
mmmm.... Alec Guiness....

[ironymaiden]

mmmm.... Alec Guiness....

exactly! it's two for one, saisfying the desire for both rising star and hardened veteran sage in one fell swoop.

what if young Obi and old Ben could be in the same place at the same time? oh, feel the power of the Force!

[pixxelpuss.livejournal.com]

How does the wildcard thing work? Can I volunteer for the position?

[ironymaiden]

it was to let whoever really wanted to do it take a crack at it. go!

[pixxelpuss.livejournal.com]

Did Giles win over Evil Willow because you were afraid she'd break you, or because he's "Like a stevedore" in bed?

[ironymaiden]

Giles, like Obi-Wan, is two in one...hot teacher who makes a great cuppa tea and the juvenile delinquent Ripper. plus there's the whole acoustic guitar and singing thing. and i have a bit of a Wanda weakness for the foreign languages..."speak it! speak it!"

i think Evil Willow would be a delight, but i don't find regular Willow sexually attractive. less value, if i'm restricting myself to one representative.

[buhrger]

but there's also vamp willow....