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[ironymaiden]

how am i supposed to control my intake when my corporate masters' cafeteria features a 12 oz. cup of chocolate pudding layered with broken chocolate chip cookies?

Comments

[boldfeather.livejournal.com]

Oh my! That does sound yummy!

[kijjohnson.livejournal.com]

I don't dare go down there except first thing in the morning.

[ironymaiden]

oh, when they have the cream cheese muffins and the sticky buns?

[kijjohnson.livejournal.com]

I have to admit that even then I have to close my eyes and put my hands over my ears--just in case the muffns call to me.

[ironymaiden]

...office chairs are much more comfy with extra padding...you'll burn off all those calories in meetings...i'm cheaper than sausage and eggs or the crudites...just this once...

[kijjohnson.livejournal.com]

NOOO!

[buhrger]

how am i supposed to control my intake
i'm guessing the answer is "you're not"

[jfrog78.livejournal.com]

I control it by looking firmly at the cup and useing my hand to lift the spoon to my mouth!

[markbourne.livejournal.com]

I believe the phrase goes like this: "Resistance is futile."

[lilac-wine.livejournal.com]

Oh, my! Yum.

[butterflydrming.livejournal.com]

Read the label on any pudding other than all-natural kettle cooked: hydrogenated oils, high fructose corn syrup, artificial flavor. Combined with the cookies, it's more the illusion of chocolate than actual chocolate.

Keep a stash of mace/pink peppercorn truffles.