needs more pudding

[ironymaiden]

as was foretold, the kigurumi is here, it fits*, and it's a good thing they didn't have these when i was in college because my first roommate and i would have lived in them. (among other things, we used to go to an 8am class with wet hair still wrapped in a towel. at least we showered?) kigurumi is the modern fulfillment of Mike Daisey's admonition to new college students:

If comfort was our only goal as a species, we’d all be wandering around in velour sacks, idly masturbating, and eating fistfuls of pudding.

for today, my homework is done and i can get down to reading fluffy romances and/or watching Tudor Monastery Farm in this velourfleecy sack to my heart's content.
i do too many video meetings to get away with wearing it on normal working days, but Halloween is coming 😈


*it's made by a Japanese company and came with Japanese tags. at 5'9" i am a giant by Asian clothing standards; the XL was a good call, it just reaches my wrists and ankles

Comments

[sistawendy]

That's a mighty fine quote.

[flexagon]

Whatever. Mike Daisey never met me and my onesie from onepiece.com.

[conuly]

If comfort was our only goal as a species, we’d all be wandering around in velour sacks, idly masturbating, and eating fistfuls of pudding.

Wait, is that an option?

[ironymaiden]

it's not like we're leaving home anytime soon, why not?

[dorchadas]

At my university you could always tell the new freshmen because for the first couple weeks of class, they'd make an effort. Going to 9 a.m. lectures in suits, or at least nice clothes, or in sundresses and heels. After that, though, they were in pajamas like everyone else.