it is between the chickens

[ironymaiden]

sometimes when i get congested, there is no better cure than laughing until the tears run. i started out idly perusing Fandom Wank, where some PublishAmerica author felt the need to berate a one-star reviewer...


and it led me to a post on weepingcock featuring the crimson-hued cylinder of steel

and back at Fandom Wank the wankas ran a passage from that post through babelfish a few times and then hurty flurty schnipp schnipp it's in Swedish Chef.

i'm breathing much better now.