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ironymaidenInstructions : Use an x for things you've never done, a _ for things you have done, and a + for things where the question is too ambiguous. Also, add or delete a few of our own and pass it on!
I Have Never:
(_) been drunk
(_) smoked pot
(_) been hit on by a member of the opposite sex
(_) been hit on by a member of the same sex
(_) kissed a member of the opposite sex
(_) kissed a member of the same sex
(_) crashed a friend's car
(x) crashed your own car
(x) been to Japan
(x) worked as a server at a restaurant
(_) done yoga
(_) been in love
(_) had sex with a member of the opposite sex
(_) had sex with a member of the same sex
(_) had a threesome
(x) had a foursome or moresome
(_) had sex in public
(x) been caught having sex in public
(x) paid for sex
(+) been paid for sex (some men think taking a woman out for dinner which is then followed by sex is payment even if the woman doesn't see it that way)
(_) had a one-night stand
(_) practiced bondage
(_) been dumped
(x) been struck or beaten by a significant other
(x) preemptively broken up with someone
(_) shoplifted
(_) been fired from a job
(_) been in a fist fight
(x) snuck out of my parents' house
(_) pissed on yourself
(x) been arrested
(x) narrowly avoided being arrested
(_) made out with a stranger
(_) had sex with a stranger, after asking their name
(x) had sex with a stranger, before asking their name
(x) had sex with a stranger, never asked their name
(_) had a "friend with benefits"
(x) went on a blind date
(_) lied to a friend
(x) lost a friend after "taking the relationship to the next level"
(x) stalked someone
(x) been accused of stalking someone
(x) been stalked
(_) had a crush on a teacher
(x) asked out a professor
(_) been to Europe
(x) been to Africa
(x) been to Asia
(x) skipped school
(x) cut myself on purpose
(_) slept with a coworker
(x) had sex at the office
(_) been married
(x) been divorced
(x) had children
(_) killed a living thing with gun, knife, or bare hands
(x) killed a human with gun, knife, or bare hands
(_) eaten a living thing killed with gun, knife, or bare hands (not from the store)
(_) touched a cow, pig, or sheep outside of a zoo setting
I Have Never:
(_) been drunk
(_) smoked pot
(_) been hit on by a member of the opposite sex
(_) been hit on by a member of the same sex
(_) kissed a member of the opposite sex
(_) kissed a member of the same sex
(_) crashed a friend's car
(x) crashed your own car
(x) been to Japan
(x) worked as a server at a restaurant
(_) done yoga
(_) been in love
(_) had sex with a member of the opposite sex
(_) had sex with a member of the same sex
(_) had a threesome
(x) had a foursome or moresome
(_) had sex in public
(x) been caught having sex in public
(x) paid for sex
(+) been paid for sex (some men think taking a woman out for dinner which is then followed by sex is payment even if the woman doesn't see it that way)
(_) had a one-night stand
(_) practiced bondage
(_) been dumped
(x) been struck or beaten by a significant other
(x) preemptively broken up with someone
(_) shoplifted
(_) been fired from a job
(_) been in a fist fight
(x) snuck out of my parents' house
(_) pissed on yourself
(x) been arrested
(x) narrowly avoided being arrested
(_) made out with a stranger
(_) had sex with a stranger, after asking their name
(x) had sex with a stranger, before asking their name
(x) had sex with a stranger, never asked their name
(_) had a "friend with benefits"
(x) went on a blind date
(_) lied to a friend
(x) lost a friend after "taking the relationship to the next level"
(x) stalked someone
(x) been accused of stalking someone
(x) been stalked
(_) had a crush on a teacher
(x) asked out a professor
(_) been to Europe
(x) been to Africa
(x) been to Asia
(x) skipped school
(x) cut myself on purpose
(_) slept with a coworker
(x) had sex at the office
(_) been married
(x) been divorced
(x) had children
(_) killed a living thing with gun, knife, or bare hands
(x) killed a human with gun, knife, or bare hands
(_) eaten a living thing killed with gun, knife, or bare hands (not from the store)
(_) touched a cow, pig, or sheep outside of a zoo setting
