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Bush blog

The Threes

as seen on Grubb Street

THREE THINGS I DO NOT UNDERSTAND
1 - hate crime
2 – calculus
3 – pro life & pro death penalty, together

THREE THINGS I AM WEARING RIGHT NOW
1 - sarong
2 – hairclip
3 – birkenstocks

THREE THINGS ON MY DESK
1 – sealing wax
2 – a not brass ring from the Grand Carousel at Knoebels
3 – Han Solo Star Wars trading card (from a 1977 cereal box)

THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE
1 – skinny dip
2 – all the balance poses, with ease
3 – own my home

THREE PARTS OF MY HERITAGE
1 – Native Americans
2 – family farming
3 – Pennsylvanian coal mines (bituminous)

THREE THINGS I LIKE ABOUT MY BODY
1 - mind
2 - height
3 - breasts

THREE THINGS I DO NOT LIKE ABOUT MY BODY
1 - skin
2 - ankles
3 – facial hair

THREE THINGS MOST PEOPLE DO NOT KNOW ABOUT ME
1 - i skipped 8th grade
2 – i'm afraid of junebugs
3 – i turned down a prestigious internship because i was flat broke and afraid to move to a strange city alone

THREE THINGS I SAY THE MOST
1 – what?
2 – i think (insert conclusion here)
3 – but (insert challenge here)

THREE PLACES I WANT TO GO
1 - Great Britain
2 - Vancouver
3 – New Zealand

THREE NAMES THAT I GO BY (ASIDE FROM MY OWN)
1 - J
2 – red
3 - skinner