ext_123702 ([identity profile] markbourne.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] ironymaiden 2006-05-19 12:23 am (UTC)

Yeah, but you never really saw Alderaan. I tell ya, it was a pit. Trash everywhere, burning tire yards, a funny smell that's a little like bad cheese.... Why, the property values in that arm of the galaxy went up 20% when the Death Star was through. And the space lanes, they're so tidy now.

"All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what has the Empire ever done for us?"

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