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ironymaiden) wrote2018-03-06 10:00 am
ironymaiden) wrote2018-03-06 10:00 am
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the store for big-assed women
a former housemate told a story about trying (as a caucasian) to buy underwear when she lived in Japan. in spite of being petite by US standards, in three years there was only one store she found that sold underpants that fit. she called it the store for big-assed women.
this is a preface to saying that i ordered a pair of pants from an ad on Instagram. i know, i know, but at the time Dad was on day 5 of his four day stay in the hospital with no end in sight and they claimed to be made of softshell material for all of my durable waterproof dog walking and hiking and soccer-watching needs and would make me happy, dammit. as time passed and i came home but the package still hadn't arrived, i thought they might be a scam - but it turns out that they were shipped by regular mail from Shanghai, which took 22 days.
i tore open the mailer, and there was a sticker on the inner package: 4XL. that's at least 3X more than i would expect. noooooooo, they came, but they're the wrong size!
actually, they fit fine. maybe a little tight in the hips but after weeks of eating my feelings and not walking enough that's no surprise, and they're even long enough in the legs and the crotch. they seem to be well-made; they arrived too late to go to the rainy soccer game but there will certainly be other opportunities. they really are 4XL according to the tag.
apparently i am a giantess in Shanghai.
this is a preface to saying that i ordered a pair of pants from an ad on Instagram. i know, i know, but at the time Dad was on day 5 of his four day stay in the hospital with no end in sight and they claimed to be made of softshell material for all of my durable waterproof dog walking and hiking and soccer-watching needs and would make me happy, dammit. as time passed and i came home but the package still hadn't arrived, i thought they might be a scam - but it turns out that they were shipped by regular mail from Shanghai, which took 22 days.
i tore open the mailer, and there was a sticker on the inner package: 4XL. that's at least 3X more than i would expect. noooooooo, they came, but they're the wrong size!
actually, they fit fine. maybe a little tight in the hips but after weeks of eating my feelings and not walking enough that's no surprise, and they're even long enough in the legs and the crotch. they seem to be well-made; they arrived too late to go to the rainy soccer game but there will certainly be other opportunities. they really are 4XL according to the tag.
apparently i am a giantess in Shanghai.